1/20/13

South African Parliament Spontaneously Breaks Out Into Song


In yet another case this week of life imitating art, the Parliament of the Republic of South Africa burst into a rendition of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl”, using an arrangement of the composition made famous by the television program Glee, also known for its tendency to spontaneously break out into a musical interlude.
Sisulu and Glee's Chris Colfer, Invited
to South Africa to Chair a Committee on
"Boogeying Down"
            The Parliament, currently run by the majority party the African National Congress (ANC), announced Saturday night that due to low visibility and the Parliament’s predisposition to get lost in the shuffle of international politics, the governing body would recreate a popular moment from American television bi-weekly in order to drive up Nielson Family ratings and bring in the coveted 18-49 demographic. The announcement came in tandem with the revelation that the 25th South African Parliament had bought a controlling stake in NBC for pennies on the dollar of its blue book value, a move that was hailed as “business savvy” and “inventive” by the Parliament itself.
            Speaker of the National Assembly Max Sisulu stated that the two revelations were “similar but unrelated,” and that the politicians would have “totally been singing that song anyway. It had been on the agenda for months.”
            The move is one of a long list that analysts suppose is indicative of South Africa’s intent to be the “Global Capital of Whimsy.”