Blogger Misses Self Imposed Deadline

            Unfortunately for readers of the blog “Know Your Destiny”, there will be no update for today, Thursday, January 10^th, 2013. When reached for comment, the site’s administrator/editor/head writer stated that he just “wasn’t feelin’ it today.”

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            “I’ll get back to it tomorrow,” said the anonymous blogger who posts his daily musings under the pseudonym Shark_Attack69, “it’s not like anyone reads it anyway.” This runs contrary to the blog statistics provided to the administrator by Google’s Blogger application, which estimates KnowYourDestiny.blogspot.com’s daily readership to be two and a quarter people.

            The scandal is compounded by the fact that today’s post would have been only the third in the “daily” blog’s history. Exploding onto the blog scene late Tuesday night with the post “Lobster Rolls Were Good, I Highly Recommend That Restaurant,” the expectations for the sophomore post from the brash young blog were higher than the blogger himself while enjoying those fabled lobster rolls from Szechuan Cookhouse on 48^th street, New York City. According to commenter “JKLOLOLOLOL”, Shark_Attack69  more than met those expectations with Wednesday night’s post, “Don’t Tell Me What I Am, Mom.”

            The blog’s content is guided by an overarching principle, devised by the blogger during lunch on Tuesday following a relaxing walk. The site is dedicated to providing reliable and unbiased news regarding the blogger’s life, and to “show it how it really is,” as it is put on the blog’s about page. Word that Thursday’s post would be delayed until Friday was leaked through Shark Attack’s twitter page, which followed the announcement with a tweet demanding that “everyone just leave [him] alone for awhile.”

            “Maybe I’ll write a short one,” the blogger told us, “just to please the fans.”